JDs guide to nights out - part two

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These are douches
Last time I highlighted how to successfully get in, and served at a club, but let's now discuss what not to do.

Easy. Don’t act like a douche.

Sounds simple enough, but many people fall into this trap, especially when inebriated, so lets go over some of the basics. 

There are many types of douche. Most are obvious, but some people mistakenly think they are awesome and as a side effect, become douches.