The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts. - Conan OBrien

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity - George Carlin

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them. - Bill Maher

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. - Margaret Mead

Personally I think the big kid in this clip is Awesome, but I'm throwing it out to the great unwashed to decide?

Poll after the break...