George Best
The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts. - Conan OBrien

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity - George Carlin

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them. - Bill Maher

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. - Margaret Mead

Personally I think the big kid in this clip is Awesome, but I'm throwing it out to the great unwashed to decide?
Poll after the break...


I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they're going to feel all day. - Frank Sinatra

I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered. - George Best

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin
George Carlin RIP - Truly awesome!

Not Awesome

Osama Bin Laden is the only one who knows exactly what I’m going through. - R. Kelly

Bad weather is like rape. If it’s inevitable, just relax and enjoy it. - Clayton Williams (Republican candidate for governor of Texas in 1990)

I didn’t mean the nice immigrants, I meant the terrorist immigrants. - Comment left on facebook.